gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK
I wonder how Dave asked Jade to make mixes with him during their first conversations. I wonder how he found out about her sleeping robot and how she found out that he wears shades all the time and when she started feeding into his cool kid act even though she knew he was a nerd and I just want to know how all of their first conversations went. Who found who and what did they talk about? How did it all start?
what if the trolls personalities were opposite though
SOME ONE NEEDS TO DUB THIS. NOW.
The main reason Rihanna was so unamused during the VMA’s was that she didn’t have Katy Perry by her side
she’s only happy
a katy perry